My stomach has been bothering me for the last two days or so. At first I thought it was because I was eating unhealthily, but it existed even after I was reining in my diet.
About three days ago, my milk started smelling a little bit funny. Tasted fine, though. I kept drinking it figuring that I’d know if it had gone bad.
The fact that it took me two days to put the two above paragraphs together tells me that I am too stupid to live.