December 14, 2006
-{5:43 am}-
Filed by trumwill from Home

Not An ISO 9000 Household

“A company with ISO 9000 certification has a flag in front of their building and a piece of paper on the floor. A real ISO 9000 company doesn’t worry about the flag in front of their building, but someone is going to actually pick the paper up off the hallway floor.” -My company’s CEO.

“Organization is having a place for everything.” -President and CEO of a former employer.

Last night, 11:30pm

Him: I can’t sleep.

Her: Maybe you should take some Melatonin.

Him: I guess I could.

Her: I think it’s on the kitchen floor

Him: Yeah, under the cabinet and in between the stool and the trash.

Last night, 11:35pm

Her: Did you take your Melatonin?

Him: Yeah.

Her: Did you put it up?

Him: Yeah, but now I’m not sure if we’re going to be able to find it next time we need it…

1 Comment

  1. That is excellent. You need to write a new work instruction and a procedure… and shame on you for not writting up a change control request.

    Comment by logtar — December 14, 2006 @ 5:41 pm

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