“A company with ISO 9000 certification has a flag in front of their building and a piece of paper on the floor. A real ISO 9000 company doesn’t worry about the flag in front of their building, but someone is going to actually pick the paper up off the hallway floor.” -My company’s CEO.
“Organization is having a place for everything.” -President and CEO of a former employer.
Last night, 11:30pm
Him: I can’t sleep.
Her: Maybe you should take some Melatonin.
Him: I guess I could.
Her: I think it’s on the kitchen floor
Him: Yeah, under the cabinet and in between the stool and the trash.
Last night, 11:35pm
Her: Did you take your Melatonin?
Her: Did you put it up?
Him: Yeah, but now I’m not sure if we’re going to be able to find it next time we need it…