Someone stole my last package of ramen.
What, pray tell, is the point of stealing ramen?
It’s the next closest thing to free. It is the embodiment of capitalist enginuity that a full meal (such as it is) can be bought and sold for ten cents a pop. It gives me a strange faith in The American Way.
One meal. Ten cents. God Bless America.
It’s okay, though, because I discovered that spam and refried beans (along with some Taco Bell brand queso) make for outstanding grub.
Yes I eat ramen and spam and yes my wife is a doctor. Why ever do you ask?

Are you sure it didn’t fall behind a file cabinet or something? This reminds me of the old George Carlin routine about “who stole my _____?” Where the missing item is something that nobody in their right mind would steal, such as “who stole my used band-aid collection?!”
Comment by Ethan — February 3, 2006 @ 3:48 pm
It’s pretty much the 7th major food group in Hawaii, after Spam comingin 6th. Antoher way to mix it up at home is to throw in an egg in the broth, instead of using the season packet. The egg will cook in the steam and it tastes kind of like egg drop soup but with noodles.
Comment by Becky — February 7, 2006 @ 11:04 pm