March 9, 2005
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Filed by trumwill from Office

Greyscheme Industries

Across the street from FalStaff is Greyskull Industries. I’ll write more about Greyskull at some later date, but the pseudonym should give you an idea of what I think of them. But Greyskull is one of the bigwigs of this town and so it was a surprise to see him make the announcement of the younger Fallon’s resignation.

But then we found out why. Greyskull is starting another venture. You pay $10 a month for scented soap. It’s more than you would otherwise pay, but the trick is that if you convince someone else to pay $10 a month in soap, you get $2 of that. Convince six people to and you’re turning a profit. Then, if they convince someone else to, you get $.50 of each of theirs. So if all six convince six more, you’re getting an additional $18.

From what I understand, prosecutors call this sort of thing a pyramid scheme. <wiseass> The federal government, though, calls it “Social Security.”</wiseass>

1 Comment »

  1. […] #8212; trumwill @ 9:02 pm

    When Greyskull Industries did their presentation on their pyramid scheme, I thought I might send out a joke email assuring them that I am not at all interested in ( […]

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