My computer at work is sick. Real sick. Office doesn’t open. IE doesn’t open half of the time and is non-responsive half of the time it is open. Opening Task Manager does nothing.
And Notepad.exe took more than five minutes to load yesterday.
I don’t know what’s more sad… that it took notepad.exe more than five minutes to load… or that this is the second straight job where I’ve had a computer reach that level of disrepair… with an oddly reluctant notepad.exe (among other things) in both cases.