My computer at work is sick. Real sick. Office doesn’t open. IE doesn’t open half of the time and is non-responsive half of the time it is open. Opening Task Manager does nothing.
And Notepad.exe took more than five minutes to load yesterday.
I don’t know what’s more sad… that it took notepad.exe more than five minutes to load… or that this is the second straight job where I’ve had a computer reach that level of disrepair… with an oddly reluctant notepad.exe (among other things) in both cases.

That…is pretty impressive.
Comment by PeterW — May 18, 2009 @ 8:10 am
You really need to quit downloading so much porn.
Comment by Kirk — May 20, 2009 @ 2:00 am