quenkyle: Any plans for Thanksgiving?
trumwill: None, actually. My wife is working the overnight.
quenkyle: So what are you going to do?
trumwill: Not sure, which is why I have none plans. I saw a light billboard that said that there was a buffet at the Sandlot Casino.
quenkyle: Sounds fun!
trumwill: Yeah, but I’m kind of anti-gambling, so that may be a problem.
quenkyle: Could be. So why would you go to a casino if you don’t gamble?
quenkyle: Come to think of it, why would anybody go to a casino on Thanksgiving? If you’re spending Thanksgiving gambling, you have some pretty serious problems.
trumwill: Someone should go to the casino on Thanksgiving and hand out fliers for Gamblers Anonymous. Anybody there on T-Day needs it more than anybody.
quenkyle: Not as much as someone that’s there on Christmas.
trumwill: Good point.
quenkyle: Actually, what someone needs to do is go to a casino on Christmas and hand out fliers for their pawn shop.
trumwill: I’ll bet a pawnshop next to a casino makes some pretty good money.
trumwill: Of course, there are some heavier operating expenses. The real estate can’t be cheap. Nor the melatonin.
trumwill: Yeah, cause if you’re buying off the last bits of property from gamblers on Christmas, you’ll need something to help you sleep at night.
trumwill: I don’t see as many pawn shops out here as I did in Delosa. Of course, seemed like the pawn shops in Delosa made a lot of their money on selling guns. I’ll bet Cascadia has stricter requirements on that.
quenkyle: That’s a shame. Lots of money to be made selling guns to gamblers at a casino on Christmas Day.
trumwill: How much melatonin would you need then?