Clancy gave me an exercise bike for my birth-not-a-day-again-until-2008. On one hand it’s been great, other the other it’s been quite frustrating. Despite watching what I eat and burning at least 500 calories a day on that thing, I haven’t lost any weight. As of this morning I weight the exact same amount that I did when I started.
But anyway, on a completely unrelated but equally annoying note, my clothes don’t fit anymore. Most pressingly, my pants don’t stay up anymore and the belt’s not helping as much as it should. I was watching a cop show on DVD and their holster gave me an idea: suspenders. So I bought a pair of suspenders tonight. So tomorrow I will wear a dress shirt and tie and the suspenders will add a very classic retro look.
Of course, I’ll be wearing black construction boots, but that’s a subject for another time.
Addendum: Everyone is pretty sure that I have a job interview somewhere today. Though I’ve been denying it, I do have to email someone about a previous interview. This could look kinda bad if I get hired.