Hit Coffee is the story of Will Truman (trumwill), a southern transplant in the mountain west with an IT background who bides his time substitute teaching while his wife brings home the bacon. This site is a collection of reflections on the goings-on in his life and in the world around him. You will probably be relieved to know that he does not generally refer to himself in the third-person except when he's writing short bios on his web page.
Greetings from Callie, Arapaho, a red town in a red state known for growing red meat. And from Redstone, Arapaho (Aw-RAH-pah-hoe), a blue city with blue collar roots that's been feeling blue for quite some time.
Nothing written on this site should be taken as strictly true, though if the author were making it all up rest assured the main character and his life would be a lot less unremarkable.
This website is maintained by Guy Webster (web), who also contributes from time to time. Web hails from the midwest and currently lives in Truman's home city of Colosse, Delosa. He works as a utility IT person at Southern Tech University, their alma mater.
Also contributing is Sheila Tone (stone) a West Coaster, breeder, and lawyer who has probably hooked up with some loser just like you and sees through your whole pathetic little act.
Not wholly unexpected this time with all the previous talk about sex, but my blog is apparently back in NC-17 territory. So the banner up top has been changed back to the NC-17 one to celebrate. If you still see the coffee mug, click Refresh.
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I tried to run it again and we’re now rated R based on our use of the words:
” * sex (7x)
* death (4x)
* abortion (1x)”
I blame Spungen!
(Note to Spungen: I’m kidding.)
Comment by bobvis — May 19, 2008 @ 6:54 am
This is why you should limit your blog to discussions about cute little puppies, making daisy chains in the fields and watching Dora the Explorer. {redacted by trumwill}
Comment by Barry — May 19, 2008 @ 7:52 am
Actually, saying “daisy chain” will probably get you in trouble, too. Even if you are just talking about the flowers, there are… uhhhh… other applications for the phrase.
Comment by trumwill — May 19, 2008 @ 8:04 am
What, connecting computer peripherals together to link back to the PC is now dirty, too? What next?!?!
Comment by Barry — May 19, 2008 @ 8:25 am
The cabling behind most computers kinda reminds me of those nature channel documentaries on snakes that all roll into a giant ball to mate…
Comment by Webmaster — May 19, 2008 @ 11:43 am